Cheerleader Ninjas (2002) Reviews

• The Best Film About Cheerleading Ninjas You'll Ever See

  gavin69422007-04-09

  The Hamsters don't let the evil Stephen on to their cheerleading squad. So he recruits the girls from Blessed Virgin Sacrifice to help stop them (from doing what, I'm not sure) and to take over all the Internet. Will cheerleaders team up with geeks to save the Internet and cheerleading? I saw this film through a bunch of clips on YouTube and just had to go and rent it a few days later (so anyone who says YouTube doesn't make money for people is wrong). I was not disappointed. In fact ,the preview was pretty awful compared to the film. The film is just one joke after another, with the occasion breast or rear end thrown in (and sometimes more, thanks to guest star Kira Reed). The acting and filming style are very much in the Troma style (and I'm surprised they didn't release this after "Teenage Catgirls in Heat") and the jokes are pretty bad. But so bad they're good, in my opinion. If there's such a thing as the perfect low budget comedy, this is it. Emphasis on the "low budget". But what did you expect when you picked this up? Bad acting, bad plot and cheerleaders with swords. You'll get exactly what you expect. So don't complain.

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• Really awesome and funny B (or even C) movie!

  willuknight2007-01-18

  My flatmate and I just finished watching this. We were expecting it to be so stupid it was awful/funny, but the movie was so purposely awful, it was amazingly awesome. We're both really impressed with your creative imagination, and the appallingly intentional stupidity of this movie, well done :D Anyone that says this movie isn't a good movie, obviously misses the entire point. ITS NOT MEANT TO BE GOOD, HAVE BELIEVABLE CHARACTERS, OR A REALISTIC PLOT! Well done, and that was one of the funniest movies i've watched in a long time, way better then any big Hollywood movie in the last 5 years!

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• Enter the Farce!

  pumaye2004-02-22

  An irresistible farce, this movie is really a force!! A good mixture of genres, with some very good jokes, a few of them missing the point, but usually good. The story is real thin, but the acting is better than you may think for such a low budget effort, the girls are nice to look at (there is also a nude cameo of everyone favorite, Kira Reed), a few of the guys are fun; there is a sophomoric atmosphere all over the movie, making it fun to watch if you are in the mood. Thumbs up!

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• Shazbot! - It's a touchdown!

  Dr. Gore2004-04-03

  *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT* My brother and I were at the video store the other day when we ran into "Cheerleader Ninjas". I've had my eye on it for some time now but on this particular night I wanted to rent "Looney Tunes: Back in Action". I was in a Bugs Bunny kind of mood. As I passed "Cheerleader Ninjas" I mentioned to my brother, "We should see this one day." "Done.", he said and yanked it off the shelf. Bugs Bunny would have to wait. "Cheerleader Ninjas" is hilarious. My brother and I were laughing our heads off. Four cheerleaders square off against four bad Catholic High School girls. The cheerleaders learn some ninja moves to help them in their fight. The sci-fi geeks show up to help the cheerleaders do battle. The geeks drool watching the ninja catfights. I did too. The geeks were truly the highlight of the movie. They were the funniest thing about "Cheerleader Ninjas". They were all dressed in "Star Trek" costumes and quivered at the sight of real women. The scene where the Catholic girls keep the geeks as prisoners was great. "Computer, stop program." Those goobers had me laughing through the whole movie. Kira Reed shows up as "Dream Girl". She supplies most, if not all, of the abundant nudity. One scene has her reenacting a scene from "American Beauty" and another has her dishing out a little spanking with a girlfriend. She was naked in every scene of course. "Cheerleader Ninjas" should be seen. It's as cheap and low budget as you would expect and most of the acting is pretty bad but I had a blast watching it. The writer/director really impressed me. He's a funny guy. "Cheerleader Ninjas" is good stuff. It has naked breasts, horny geeks, cheerleader ninjas, and bad Catholic High School girls. It was a potent mix. Good job everybody!

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• A welcome return to a neglected genre

  deheor2005-08-17

  Cheerleader Ninjas is funny. That one sentence should be enough but I am afraid more has to be said. Cheerleader Ninjas is also Politically Incorrect, Gleefully stupid and filmed on no budget whatsoever. But did I mention its funny? The Cheerleaders of Happy Valley High are targeted for destruction by a Catholic mothers group who consider them a prime example of the moral decay of society. After the Mothers hire the villainous Stephen and his private army of catholic school girls, the cheerleaders are forced to join forces with the school nerds to prevent a massive computer virus from destroying the internet. Okay the plot is lame but this film is a hoot in the style of the Jack Hill cheerleaders films of the 70's. But of course anyone who watches a movie called Cheerleader Ninjas does not really have the right to complain about it being stupid anyway. The title should be a clear warning of exactly the type of film you are going to get. Kevin Campbell has written a surprisingly sharp screenplay considering it is difficult to make a film that send ups and still works within a genre and this film walks that fine line expertly. The acting is very good considering the obvious budget limitations with the nerds being an especially likable group. The cheerleaders are cute and funny but the best in show winner is Stephen the Cheerleader hating teacher. The explanation of the origin of his grudge is one of the film highlights. Despite the presence of Kira Reed there is very little sexual content in this film, instead of relying on nudity the director lets the humour carry the film. I highly recommend this to anyone who does not have a stick shoved up their , well, you know the rest.

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